>despicable

>ok, Facebook. we need to talk. (wait, i feel like i’ve pulled this gimmick before)
hmm…
Facebook, i’ve had enough. i mean, you’ve been pretty nervy before, but this is getting out of hand. you’ve already suggest friends, which, i’ll admit, on occasion comes in handy. ON OCCASION. but lately you’ve been keeping track of how often i’m in contact with my friends and suggesting that i message them. and already makes me uncomfortable.
now you’re telling me i should make friends the “easy way” and claiming that my friends and family have already tried it.

you wanna know what the easy way of making friends would be? logging out of Facebook and going irl. i’ll do it Facebook, i swear to God i’ll do it!
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