bitchin! (an adaptation)

>so early this morning i wrote a blog. and that was all good and fine but APPARENTLY that was just NOT ENOUGH for me! no! i needed to do something! i needed to express myself even MORE SO! and really, kids, there’s only one way to sufficiently accomplish that: VLOGGING!!!!

so here it is. yesterdays this morning’s blog. in vlog format.


yeah, we’re gonna pretend that little interjection there never happened. it’s forgotten already, right? what interjection? don’t even know what i’m talking about. <3<!– text

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>that title is a misleading attention grabber. i dropped the “g” at the end to make it sound like it was gonna be something cool when i’m really gonna bitch. but i think i’ve made it up to you now by having this moment of full disclosure. (still friends?)

so, i just realized that i still haven’t shown you my new car! which is mental!

wait! WHAT?!?!

yeah. that’s my car. 7 days old. a whopping 242 miles. some stupid Russian guy thought it might be a good idea if he made his left turn while i drove through the intersection. i know, genius, right!? i couldn’t believe my luck either!

so i have to wait till Dec 7th (FUCKING ANNIVERSARY OF PEARL HARBOR! that doesn’t sound like a good omen!) till i can see it looking like this again. :/

in other news, it’s the American Thanksgiving! like today. except like, not. cuz in my opinion right now is it’s still night. as in i woke up in the midst of my slumbers and decided blogging was one of those things that i needed to do now. but after i resume my sleep and then wake up at a more normal hour (ie. not at 2:30am), THEN it will be Thanksgiving. or at least that’s when it will have registered as such in my mind.

just a quick fun fact. since, you know, this is my blog and all. and you might expect to find out information about me here. quick fun fact: Thanksgiving is my SECOND favorite holiday, surpassed only by Halloween! …oh! you thought i was gonna say Christmas, didn’t you!? silly reader… friend… stalker?… you should know i wouldn’t go for a holiday as tawdry as Christmas! goodness! what kind of my blog reader are you? clearly not a very diligent one. …or very perceptive. i’m willing to accept perhaps you are diligent yet not very perceptive. that’s an acceptable answer. though not a preferable one. but more on holidays (and possibly more inquiry as to your allegiance) in later blog posts!

Happy Thanksgiving, all! :)<!– text

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>Day 2

>6am – Hawaii Time

oh my God! i just woke up to go to the bathroom, and i hear a rooster crow, and i just think, “hmm. interesting alarm clock.” and then i realize it’s coming through the window and i think, “someone has a loud alarm clock.” it’s not until the third time that i realize that it’s actually a fucking rooster! it’s still crowing. i’m excited by this. it’s still dark by the way. Auntie’s not up yet and i’m typing this in a txt file that i can copy & paste when i find an internet connection.
the rooster seems to be riling things up. now some of the other birds outside are like, “holy crap, i think it’s morning! *sing*” 🙂

omg! there are MULTIPLE roosters! 3 or 4. i just heard a sycnchronized rooster crow! and it’s starting to get light out! yay! <– a lot of exclamation marks. i'm sorry. 😀

went to the grocery store to pick up essentials. you know, water, eggs, strange flavored Hawaiian hot dogs. the usual. then we went to have breakfast at a Mexican restaurant. (weird, i know) it was good though! and finally we went to an internet cafe and i was able to download the drivers i needed for my ethernet connection. (who uses wire anymore???)

so now i have internet in the condo, which is AWESOME! i won’t have to schedule time at the internet cafe! AND i get to talk to everyone on Skype! not to mention the blog and picture posts! 🙂

so it’s Thanksgiving and i’m in Hawaii. which means we went to a luau (loo-ow). i always hear the word said but i never have to spell it.

so now my lei is in a plastic bag in the fridge as the lady who sold it to me told me to with it. but here’s what it looks like when it’s not being preserved.

free lei vs. upgrade!

the buffet:

after dinner, there was the entertainment! it ended with a fire show. and the guys were hot. which was a definite plus! 🙂

that last picture is the one i didn’t get to take since my camera battery died. and i didn’t have my camera bag. which means i didn’t have my fully charged battery with me. yeah. i’m still a little pissed about that one. needless to say, i’m gonna have my replacement battery in my pocket for the rest of the trip!

but i DID get a happy coconut!

he is my new friend. i’ve still gotta name him! i’m taking suggestions.

and that’s the play by play boys and girls! to be continued tomorrow! 😀

“running with scissors wasn’t smart,
i tripped and cut open your heart”

Shame On You by Hot Hot Heat

               no, there is no reason for that other than i'm listening to that right now.