>douche

>so last night, i’m walking into the apartment with my family, and i see that the neighbor upstairs has decorated.

check it out!

yeah, they moved in about a month ago. -that’s right kids. in the middle of August, this guy thought, “Christmas lights. Brilliant!”

what do i think?

douche.

my only relief is that, since they live directly above me, i can’t see that from my patio. thank God for small favors.